its always so funny seeing discord screenshots and seeing the whack names people give themselves so i propose a Game. what is your username (without the number tag) and nickname in your most active server
today at work this kid (ill call him Kid 1) was having snack w his friend (Kid 2) and kid2 had a kitkat bar. kid1 asked if he could have half and kid2 said no to which kid1 responded verbatim “Kid1 Has Banned Kid2 From Entering Heaven” and it startled me so badly i nearly started crying laughing
kids are the funniest people in the world when i worked at an elementary school during lunch one day the class unprompted started talking abt what they wanted to be when they grew up and this kid beckoned me over and was like
kid: when i grow up i want to be a cristopoper
me: a what?
kid: a cristopoper
me: i don’t think i know what that is!
kid: it’s a person who comes up with the names for different careers
me: oh, that—
kid: yeah, i just started my career. just now
me: oh my god
like he fucking got me. thats genius. thats a well constructed bit. he was 8
a few weeks ago a little girl told me she was going to her friend’s house and i asked what they were going to do and she said she didn’t know yet and i said they’d probably figure it out and have fun no matter what and she said “yeah. (pause) life is really a big mystery.” and i was like that is so true
Toby Fox puts so much love into the process of making his games, I don’t remember the full story but I get a little emotional when I think about how Toby asked someone to design a shopkeeper for the cyber world, and they gave him three designs to choose from but he loved them all so much that he put all three in the game. But thats not all because you KNOW he didn’t intend for the shopkeeper to be that important, just a funny little guy like Seam who hangs out in the shop, but Toby was like “I love these guys so much they’re gonna follow you through the beginning of the game they’re gonna have gags they’re gonna have a cool battle with a cool theme made in collaboration with a cool person they’re gonna pop up through the whole game.” I think he loves his game as much as we do.
These funky lil guys are made with 100% organic love.
what’s up guys? today we’re going to be looking into another unsolved disappearance, and this time, it’s the case of Phillip J. Fry. Phil disappeared on New Year’s Eve 1999, and you better stay tuned, because the theories on this one range from Y2K to alien abductions. but first, let me tell you about Squarespa—
WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
