they will put a man in a form fitting black t shirt to show you he is a whore they will put a man in a form fitting white t shirt to show you he is sick in the head
Went on a date with a girl today and I said “I love seeing butches in Home Depot, it’s their natural habitat.” and she said “Oh that was me this weekend. Sometimes I go in there and buy bricks.” and I asked “Do you build things with them?” and she said “…no, I just like having them.” Love this girl
I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.
What the fuck that’s the best school motto ever change it back
Your yearly reminder that “I learn through suffering” can be translated into Latin as “Disco Inferno.”
learn, baby, learn!
I’m reminded that in 2015 a student suggested Vermont change its motto to “Stella quarta decima fulgeat [“The 14th Star Shines Bright”, 14th state to join the union]. When a local TV station reported that a Latin phrase was suggested, racist dumbshits blew up the comments section on their website screaming that it was some sort of political move honoring Mexicans/Latinos.
WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
shark // 25 // they/them ☆ what if i WANT the vampires to hurt me. what then.
WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
