Posted on Monday, February 07, 2022 with 1665 Notes

great-and-small:

great-and-small:

The world would be a better place if every country valued its native amphibians the way the people of Puerto Rico just absolutely fucking adore their Coquí frogs

I mean where else on the planet could you find a keychain like this?

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“The Star of Puerto Rico” and look at how they drew his face I’m in love

#coquis are beautiful and i love them so much its our tiny little guy!!!!!!!!!! #they sing us to sleep and its lovely !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the perfect frog!
Posted on Sunday, February 06, 2022 with 20567 Notes
Posted on Sunday, February 06, 2022 with 34097 Notes

allsadnshit:

I’m so embarrassed to admit I want things and I’m like damn u silly bitch it’s ok to want it’s ok to be disappointed

Posted on Saturday, February 05, 2022 with 1780 Notes

fallmutual:

“benrey is a villain” oh my god did we all forget when sony ceo jack tretton hired nintendo ceo reggie and they built a big BOMB that was gonna go off but he saved the WORLD????

Posted on Saturday, February 05, 2022 with 34919 Notes

doomy:

tsunderrated:

gunsandfireandshit:

crazy-brazilian:

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could be us

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You know they had the craziest sex that night

to them its just regular sex

Posted on Saturday, February 05, 2022 with 140976 Notes

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nerves-nebula:

calware:

calware:

lizluvscupcakes:

araccoonthatlikesmurder:

calware:

calware:

PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

A chart split into two sections. The right is labeled "Girl colors" with pink, red, and purple swatches. The left is labeled "Boy colors" with blue swatches.ALT

try using these palettes instead!!

A chart split into two sections. The right is labeled "Girl colors" with dark red, olive, jade, teal, cerulean, and fuchsia swatches. The left is labeled "Boy colors" with dark bronze, yellow, gray, indigo, purple, and violet swatches.ALT
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Not to be mean but they’re right. None of these would ever fit together

They’re DISGUSTING, op. I’m sorry, it’s better you hear it here than have your grandma say she likes your clothes.

i actually disagree! not to bring back a certain children’s hospital and say “it’s literally color theory” unironically, but… it’s literally color theory. both of these color palettes are virtually complimentary and look pretty nice together

youve got reds, greens, and blues:

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and purples, blues, yellows, and oranges:

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(you’ll have to click on the images to see the full thing, i don’t want to put them one after the other and make this post even longer than it already is. sorry for the low resolution im doing this on my phone)

of course there’s variation in the values and saturation, but imo that’s a bit of a given ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

wait actually fuck this post. what the hell is going on between you two

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not to re-rail a post that OP himself intentionally derailed but I wanted to try out the palettes. The first one is made with the Girl Colors with no changes made to the values/saturation.

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i think its ok. 

The second one I tweaked the saturation and values a to my liking. Both are very low effort but as you can see I kinda got into the second one. Anyway I really like orange/purple/yellow as a color scheme so I had fun with this 

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#hs
Posted on Saturday, February 05, 2022 with 2430 Notes

nadjasgizmo:

haunts me that nandor doesn’t know what a vcr is but does know what milf means. man knows what he’s about

Posted on Saturday, February 05, 2022 with 159223 Notes

youdonthavetogotocollege:

gaspack:

Male thot jobs.


Barber
Dj
Personal Trainer
Plug
Club Promoter
Tattoo Artist
Mechanic
Foot Locker
Fedex/UPS
Photographer
Warehouse
Overnight Stocker @ Grocery Stores
Construction Worker
EMT
Sprint/TMobile
Comcast

This is the one

Posted on Friday, February 04, 2022 with 33043 Notes

on-a-crescendo:

a song is good if

1. it captures a primal human emotion i cant put into words

2. fits blorbo from my shows

3. stimmy

Posted on Friday, February 04, 2022 with 105404 Notes

chickenlittlefan15:

constantly switching between “this is MY tumblr and i post whatever i want” and “oghg  god . oh my god. okh god. okay. im going to talk abt. an interest now. im so sorry.”

#me on twitter #here on tumblr i am cringe but i am free
icon WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
shark // 25 // they/them ☆ what if i WANT the vampires to hurt me. what then.