Posted on Thursday, January 13, 2022 with 48193 Notes

Hey just asking, I know youre genderfluid but are you also trans since you use the he pronoun? I'm transphobic and just wanted to get clarification if I should follow you?

- Anonymous

zorasalazars-remade:

this is THE funniest fucking ask ive ever gotten. oh my god

Posted on Thursday, January 13, 2022 with 49469 Notes

wagamaggot:

whisperdal-deactivated20230131:

Wow, this reminds me of that one episode of Hannah Montana where–[I am taken by the Fungus.]

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Posted on Thursday, January 13, 2022 with 49912 Notes

kianamaiart:

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love a good hair swap

#oh mt fufkijg gofkshdjahsbaHENAGSHAGEBSGDBSH #encanto #he is so fuckign small
Posted on Thursday, January 13, 2022 with 48541 Notes

transmortifried:

campyvillain:

mclennonyaoi:

campyvillain:

anyways since i’ve not heard anyone talk about it here. cryptobros are literally planning to make an island filled with cryptobros with crypto themed living shit like unironically they are serious about it and they have recently made an animated video promoting it and i swear to god i did not dub any of this footage this is real they actually made this

he fucked that coin

he fucked that coin

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Posted on Thursday, January 13, 2022 with 36606 Notes

cowboy:

dontcrybunnycrazygirl:

would you fuck the mailman for mail

Are you not supposed to

Posted on Thursday, January 13, 2022 with 57272 Notes

godstiel:

godstiel:

Roommate psychological warfare chamber

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yeah kitchen

Posted on Thursday, January 13, 2022 with 61470 Notes

liminocre:

penguinramen:

fernlom:

a-suspicious-number-of-ducks:

mellointheory:

jonathanrichman:

mellointheory:

mellointheory:

mellointheory:

mellointheory:

ppl be like “i need to watch a based streamer who calls out their chat whenever theyre dumb and doesnt have an audience of eleven year olds” like sneegsnag isnt right there

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im about to lose my shit

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WE GOT ANOTHER ONE BOYS

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@mellointheory i’m on the phone with my partner and i read this out loud to them and they said, “is this person gaslighting or lying to you???”

bro. bro. look.

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this is sneegsnag wearing his own merch. he has a dog named boomer (hence the dog patch) and he models his online shit after lancer deltarune. he has a youtube channel. he has a criminology degree. he speedruns fnaf: sb. he has a twitter.

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this is his profile picture on twitch. please. do a single google search. search his name on any site. he’s literally fucking real. here is a screenshot from one of his streams

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he literally exists. there’s fanart of him on tumblr and on twitter. why would i waste my time gaslighting people into believe he exists. the entire reason this post blew up is people laughign at someone believing sneegsnag was made up. half of the entertainment in this post comes from people still believing sneegsnag is made up.

hey op i made art of your OC!! ^w^ I love his design it’s super creative :DDD

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holy crap he’s real

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sneegsnag from my Streams

Posted on Thursday, January 13, 2022 with 43488 Notes

396:

hey there, you’ve arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!

  • are you thirty? have a sip!
  • are you hungry? have a spack!
  • have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.
  • are you stick? purt your indies!
  • do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!
  • are you tired? break your togs!
  • do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.
  • are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!

I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)

Posted on Thursday, January 13, 2022 with 162687 Notes

emeraldfoxface:

straightboyfriend:

mike’s hard bubble tea

It’s just marbles

Posted on Thursday, January 13, 2022 with 257376 Notes

sketiana:

‘kids these days have it easy’ thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we’re here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank

icon WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
shark // 25 // they/them ☆ what if i WANT the vampires to hurt me. what then.