Why does everyone think that when they get superpowers they have to either be a villain or a hero or use their powers for some cause. FUCK THAT. I’m using my telekinesis to get chores done. I’m using my water breathing abilities to dress as a creepy mermaid and scare the fuck out of surfers. Man, I don’t have time to develop a moral code or goal. My powers will be used to spice up my life and the lives of everyone around me in minor ways whether y’all like it or not.
Hey, OP, I know you’re busy spicing up your life, but your aunt called: apparently your uncle was supposed to come home after dropping you off near the wrestling arena, but he hasn’t even called, do you know where he is?
- “knights” will be renamed “horses” to better reflect their design
- pawns can “walk it back” once per piece per game
- after a player’s queen is captured, said player’s bishop (if any remain) has the option to “fugue state,” in which they can kill any enemy pawn on the board and move to that pawn’s position (update reflects expanded lore in which the bishop and queen are having an affair)
- when a player’s king is the only non-pawn piece remaining on the board, that king “gets a gun.”
reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’
do kids these days still say click. i think they might say “tap”. girl help my technological language is dated
50 years from now in going to be like click on that link and my grandkids are going to be like 🙄 yes i will “”“"click”“”“” on this meta neurodownload grandma 🙄🙄🥺
the best part about the “this happens in homestuck” meme is that we could just do it wherever and be liars and people would believe us anyway but we just…… don’t. ive never seen a false positive. this bitch has plotlines that make riverdale look coherent
Once when the gaang visits the Fire Nation, they’re all just on the side of too tipsy when Zuko leans in with the most grave expression imaginable.
“Aang,” Zuko says, “This has been… haunting me…. Why did your friends need to suck on those frogs?”
And Aang just gasps, and does not explain the frogs, because he has suddenly remembered that Miyuki is still wanted by the Fire Nation and that just won’t do. So Aang demands that Zuko pardon Miyuki for her crimes, which then gets the rest of the gaang to dogpile on and also demand justice for Miyuki.
Zuko is willing to hear him out.
…Zuko is significantly less willing to hear him out when Aang mentions that Miyuki is a cat.
(Zuko finds it difficult to believe that a cat is legitimately wanted by the Fire Nation)
But because they are all the worst, he relents and they all drunkenly stumble down to go find the records of Miyuki’s crimes and write her up a pardon, much to the chagrin of the night-shift archivist.
Zuko, staring blankly at Miyuki’s rap sheet:
The gaang:
Zuko:
Zuko: I don’t …. I don’t think I can pardon this…
Sokka: It can’t be that bad! Let me see-
Sokka:
Zuko: You see what I mean?
Toph: Is anyone going to tell me what it says or am I just going to have to wait in suspense?
[ID: meme panel of two red buttons, with a gloved white hand trying to decide which one to press. the left red button is labelled, “Pardon Cat (War Criminal)” while the other red button is labelled “Never unlock frog backstory”. the second panel is an image of a furiously sweating man mopping his brow with a cloth, agonising over his decision. the man is captioned as “Firelord Zuko”. /end ID.]
The image transcription after toph says her bit about not being able to see is evidence that accessibility done well can not only preserve the original joke without watering it down, but take the joke to news heights. In this informal essay i will
WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
shark // 25 // they/them ☆ what if i WANT the vampires to hurt me. what then.
WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
