Posted on Thursday, November 25, 2021 with 66330 Notes

pseudomantis:

complextoasts:

pseudomantis:

We should let praying mantises and other bugs play on ipad

people really get on this site and say anything

Are you mad at me

Posted on Wednesday, November 24, 2021 with 211823 Notes

by-any-other-games:

ndiecity:

Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game

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Posted on Wednesday, November 24, 2021 with 158970 Notes

isabellamadrigal:

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YA WANNA ARUGE OR YOU WANNA GET ON THE BOAT

Posted on Wednesday, November 24, 2021 with 105630 Notes

dunmertitty:

swarnpert:

im going to start a false crime podcast where i explain crimes that never actually happened

i’m going to do the crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast

Posted on Wednesday, November 24, 2021 with 3358 Notes
#mp100
Posted on Wednesday, November 24, 2021 with 38580 Notes

bastqrd:

Pleeaaase please kiss me again I promise I won’t say poggers afterwards this time

Posted on Wednesday, November 24, 2021 with 43912 Notes
#a powerful rat names charles entertainment cheese
Posted on Wednesday, November 24, 2021 with 125633 Notes

chefpyro:

pochowek:

Some achievement/feat ideas

“Yep, Still Does Nothing To Me”
Kill Elon Musk with a poison laced marijuana joint

Amazon Grace
Snipe Jeff Bezos from the church tower

Actually, Tesla Was The Doctor
Steer Elon Musk’s self-driving Tesla to run him over

Prime Delivery
Kill Jeff Bezos by dropping a grenade through the chimney into his room

I Like This Color Way Better
Cause Elon Musk’s gory death by removing the forklift safety guidelines

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?
Throw Jeff Bezos into his 10,000 Year Clock

Alexa, Kill This Clown
Electrocute Jeff Bezos with his own Amazon Alexa

Just Like His Kars
Launch Elon Musk into space

Spac-Ex
Actually, let Grimes launch Elon Musk into space

Wage Against The Machine
Let Jeff Bezos be trampled to death by the angered mob

Appease the Masses
Guillotine both targets

#twitter sucks cause you wouldnt be able to post this there

Posted on Tuesday, November 23, 2021 with 5212 Notes

balaclava-trismegistus:

wont hesitate to kill you for a strawberby

Posted on Tuesday, November 23, 2021 with 26928 Notes

marinebiologyshitposts:

women want me. fish want me also. you’re all just jealous.

icon WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
shark // 25 // they/them ☆ what if i WANT the vampires to hurt me. what then.