being sexy literally has nothing to do with looks… you need to be a little bit weird and strange and unusual. people who are physically perfect by societal standards are not sexy like where’s the flavour. the body hair. i’m right
i’m especially right about that part actually! if you don’t have body hair you aren’t sexy sorry <3
“sex scenes have no narrative purpose” is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody
“what’s the purpose of sex scenes in media??” well you see sometimes people have sex. sometimes it can be important even
yeah ok but i dont wanna watch straight sex scene number 1231234837582 in the middle of some movie thats clearly not fucking high art or anything, like please, tell me how the sex scene made jason X a deeper movie ill wait
you genuinely think that “the sex scene in Jason X, the movie about jason from Friday the 13th killing people in space, is bad” is a rebuttal to this point? like genuinely? genuinely? like you think that’s the kind of sex scene I was talking about in the original post? you think when I’m talking about the artistic merit of sex scenes in movies you think I’m talking about the bit with the dominatrix in Jason X (2001) dir. James Isaac, the movie where Jason from Friday the 13th gets put in cryosleep and wakes up in the future on a spaceship where he starts killing people in outer space? you genuinely think this is the kind of movie and scene I’m referring to when I’m arguing for the potential artistic value of a type of scene? Jason X? Jason X? the one with Jason on a spaceship? you think that “well Jason X, the movie about Jason on a spaceship killing people in space, is bad” is a rebuttal to my point? Jason X? Jason X? J
i hate star trek because every time theyre like “oh my god the skringles have broken the crankus treaty with the skronglies which mean the flongles are starving because they cant get binkbonk berries” and every time im like “oh my god they cant get binkbonk berries…”
i think the reason avatar the last airbender has remained so firmly embedded in our cultural consciousness even over a decade later is because it posits such universal questions as, what if your friend really wanted you to kill his dad for him….. like straight up murder him…. (he really does not like his dad) but you. you are just a little boy……………
itsso unbelievably funny seeing babies in public like ones that look like they just popped out a day ago and theyre looking around just silent…little feller don’t even know they on earth..they not even conscious…
month old baby in a crowded 7 eleven watching hot dogs roll on a steamer unaware theyre even alive:
WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
