Posted on Thursday, November 11, 2021 with 12838 Notes

fullbottles:

it’s so embarrassing when a games console drops framerate or lags or starts whirring loudly. like you are made to play games you should be above this. grow up

Posted on Thursday, November 11, 2021 with 39396 Notes

analphebetapolothology:

Like bitch if my son is stealing pies off peoples windowsills it’s cause I TAUGHT him to do that..

Posted on Thursday, November 11, 2021 with 113682 Notes

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being sexy literally has nothing to do with looks… you need to be a little bit weird and strange and unusual. people who are physically perfect by societal standards are not sexy like where’s the flavour. the body hair. i’m right

Posted on Thursday, November 11, 2021 with 3343 Notes
#star wars #theres only so much i can take
Posted on Thursday, November 11, 2021 with 312326 Notes

why is your cat green?

- Anonymous

gothicprep:

tanuki-pyon:

bogleech:

karakats:

cheeseanonioncrisps:

lazygravez:

sapropel:

gothicprep:

gothicprep:

gothicprep:

She’s built different 😌

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

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like where is the green

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Oh Christ

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This is the color your cat is

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colors i eyedropped directly from op’s cat

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP’s cat.

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every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

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Moldy forest cat

i’m happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone

Posted on Thursday, November 11, 2021 with 70121 Notes

paparoach:

reblog this post to give the person you reblogged from a fruit gummy

🍇🍈🍉🍊🍋🍓🍍🥭🍎🍏🍐🍑🍒🍓🫐🥝

Posted on Thursday, November 11, 2021 with 75042 Notes

memewhore:

That took a turn.

Posted on Thursday, November 11, 2021 with 20339 Notes

birdsareblooming:

I want to show this to an animal crossing player 10 years ago

Posted on Thursday, November 11, 2021 with 115430 Notes

lackpassion:

notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat:

ernuotori:

notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat:

hera-the-wizard:

notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat:

soupsy-daisy:

imaveryevilgirl:

spartanlocke:

fairytaleofgears:

yoitscro:

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Ship dynamics :-)

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no thats. thats literally the homestuck quadrant system

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What? What ?? What ???

WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK

At this point I’m starting to think it’s just an internet ARG where people collectively make shit up to fuck with us

hey notajerusalemcricket, i need you to understand that at one point tumblr DID actually fake a whole children’s television show using the Squiddles from homestuck so… the opposite of your reblog has already happened

hm ?

Homestuck is the demonic ghost Haunting the old decrepit House of Tumblr, and new tumblrites are the unsuspecting buyers who thought the house was “quaint” and “full of charm” and never questioned why it was dirt cheap

#hs #feat. one of cro's most iconic posts!
Posted on Thursday, November 11, 2021 with 476006 Notes

hotboyproblems:

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

icon WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
shark // 25 // they/them ☆ what if i WANT the vampires to hurt me. what then.