gender envy is nice but what about gender appreciation? what if i don’t exactly wanna go with my own gender in that direction but i’m still like “love what you’ve done with the place” when seeing someone’s gender presentation?
Fun fact: Grocery stores do this so you spend more time and money in the store. Nobody is your friend.
Grocery stores do lots of shit like that. Sometimes they move just one key thing so people will hunt around the place to find it and in the process notice more things they want. Basic staples like milk, eggs and butter are usually at the farthest end for that very reason and when you turn back around after picking up those staples, there will often be a sale item in your immediate field of view.
I hate flirting. I find it humiliating. Act normal and I will decide if I find you sexy… none of these theatrics and tricks… none of this treacherousness…
lots of posts about how guillermo is the weirdest guy in the world and batshit crazy but this reading ignores the crucial fact that he was raised catholic
WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
shark // 25 // they/them ☆ what if i WANT the vampires to hurt me. what then.
WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
