FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van
UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist
USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth
Is this…shipping discourse?
Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.
Over the Garden Wall played me so hard when the main characters weren’t 1600′s ass pilgrim children
Dude when I was watching the show for the first time (around September 2020) and then in the second episode Wirt walks into that one house in Pottsfield and says “I was looking for a phone” I was just sitting there like “…pardon?” And I’m spending the entire rest of the time trying to figure out what mismatched weird time period it was supposed to be set in.
the most humiliating part of stardew valley is the first flower dance when no one wants to dance with your farmer so they just gotta stand in the corner like a fool
WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
