this meme is old and unfunny now but idc it applies strongly here
What We Do In The Shadows FX - S3E09 - A Farewell
i need to be someone’s lame ass boyfriend
no, raiden, vamp isn’t for vampire. it’s because he’s bisexual.
men who are incredibly smart but also kind of terribly pathetic. men who are good with kids. men who get bullied by kids. men who eat glass. men who are so kind and pure-hearted but also just a bitch. bisexual men. most importantly, men who are dilfs .