WHATCH OUT...!

Posted on Saturday, October 16, 2021 with 29226 Notes

“gays can’t drive” speak for yourselves bc brother i am in the thick of it every single day. every day i am driving. and every day i feel rage

Posted on Saturday, October 16, 2021 with 91294 Notes

impossiblycyberenthusiast:

impossiblycyberenthusiast:
kirbyofthestars:
we need to romanticize lying on the floor and not doing anything
op is actually napstablook from hit indie game Undertale (1915)
I MEANT 2015

#1915 is when op died and became the ghost known as napstablook from undertale 2015

Posted on Saturday, October 16, 2021 with 110591 Notes

kittenclysm:

j33zits:
shittysawtraps:
hey kid. i know this lab is scary, but the punishment isn’t for you. i’ve got a guy coming in who likes ben shapiro. i know, right? anyway, all i need you to do is explain your gender identity to him in detail. don’t worry, he’ll be bound and gagged. you can leave once you’re done i just needed some help.
can I get internship credit for this?
“person working for jigsaw for internship credit” is such a fun premise.

Posted on Friday, October 15, 2021 with 160305 Notes

How big is the ball pit area going to be?

- Anonymous

captainkevinriley:
sufficientlylargen:
yo-its-matt:
mayflame15:
dashcon:
~~I don’t know the exact dimensions right now, okay~~
world heritage post
What’s not apparent from the Dashcon photographs is that the ball pit was more than eight hundred feet deep.

Posted on Friday, October 15, 2021 with 15396 Notes

alolomololomola:

the squad

Posted on Friday, October 15, 2021 with 21208 Notes

gayherbert:

my science experiments are soo ethical. u can trust me bc i wear glasses btw

Posted on Friday, October 15, 2021 with 23265 Notes

wild-world:

THE KING HAS RETURNED

Posted on Friday, October 15, 2021 with 54008 Notes

cat-terpillar:

rantingpirate:
cat-terpillar:
*puts husband on shoulder like bird
“Hold husband gentle, like hamburger”
Now if only I was an artist…

Posted on Friday, October 15, 2021 with 69351 Notes

Posted on Friday, October 15, 2021 with 70035 Notes

the-real-samuel:

lesbijkas:
lesbijkas:
a cat will see a tiddy, go “is anyone gonna step on that?” (meow meow meow), and not wait for an answer before thrusting their little kitty cat toe bean paw at terminal velocity DIRECTLY at the nipple… who the fuck needs a binder? just get a cat to pulverize your tit meat flat. they’re playing DDR down there. making biscuits on those buns. testing the jiggle to wiggle ratio. fucking, I don’t know, seeing if it will fight back? meow meow meow, I am just a little kitty and I am going to crush your boobie with my little wittle feet. no pain, no gain. meow meow meow.