Posted on Tuesday, October 12, 2021 with 24371 Notes

wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se:

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Certified Metroid Moment™️

Posted on Tuesday, October 12, 2021 with 7469 Notes

jigsavv:

baby not only can i be your poor little meow meow i can be your sickly little woof woof your pitiful little wheek wheek…

Posted on Tuesday, October 12, 2021 with 64132 Notes

cursmudgeon:

Congrats to tiktok influencers for finding a way to turn “judgmental high school mean girl” into a career. You used to need a nursing degree to do that.

Posted on Sunday, October 10, 2021 with 5 Notes

spacedoutsprout:

TW: Brief mention of past suicidal thoughts.

I don’t usually do this but I find myself in a really tough spot at the moment. I am currently struggling financially. I’ve been job hunting for a month now and have not had any luck. I am still doing this. Last week, my immediate family cut me off financially. My father forbade my grandparents & other family members from helping me. He has told them I am a liar, lazy person that does not “keep my word” and “gives up easy”. They think I am still dependent on drugs & don’t believe me. I don’t even drink anymore! My name is Elías. I am a transmasculine person currently on HRT, been on it for 6 months now. I am also in the process of getting diagnosed for autism spectrum. Running the tests and such with doctors. I have state medical insurance in my country but it barely covers expenses. I really do not ask for much. I just need $100 to get by. I’ve survived on barely anything many times. I just want to cover my T shot, medications & copayments. I also have a past due phone bill but I really don’t care so much about not having an active phone as I don’t really use social media ir anything. Just this & Youtube. My priority is more so my medical expenses. I have been really catching myself to not let suicidal thoughts come back. I don’t need another attempt. Not after getting this far. I have worked hard on myself but my family still thinks I am the same person I was 5 years ago. I had to distance myself for my own mental health.

If you feel inclined to help, even with just $1, it would really mean the world to me. (Excuse my dead name lol)

https://www.paypal.me/cejasdeldiablo

#signal boost #please help out my cousin!
Posted on Sunday, October 10, 2021 with 323113 Notes

bloggoth:

bloggoth:

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bloggoth:

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

it was pneumonia.

yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.

he shot her point blank

Posted on Sunday, October 10, 2021 with 228956 Notes

pasdecoeur:

all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.

Posted on Sunday, October 10, 2021 with 17145 Notes

official-kircheis:

hotvampireadjacent:

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He’s going to hate finding out about the Church in real life…

Posted on Sunday, October 10, 2021 with 18825 Notes

aflo:

deathtripz:

family guy funny moment

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#ashe
Posted on Sunday, October 10, 2021 with 19514 Notes

aurdwynni:

racial:

white people getting a cat and trying to choose between the names miso, matcha or mochi

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Posted on Sunday, October 10, 2021 with 106065 Notes

much-needed-context:

ilovedookie:

sugarglider-s:

Kinda gay to make a wanted poster… why do you want that man? So you can hold him?

Yeah. Hold him accountable.

Hold him accountable for stealing your heart?

icon WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
shark // 25 // they/them ☆ what if i WANT the vampires to hurt me. what then.