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im bored who wants to play chess with me
um… i made all of them horsies bc that’s my favorite. sorry
oh i don’t mind at all in fact my horsey is coming to greet yours right now :)
omg hiiiiiiiiiiiii :3
theyre dating
‘ur quiet’ i am gatekeeping my personality from u
apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????
“Person going to work on a windy day"
“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"
“Zookeeper in charge of the pandas”
Here are two more:
“Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway”
And my favorite
“Person on thermal infrared camera”
Might share more tomorrow.
Influencers taking selfies at a gym
Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile
Person who sits on wet paint
Person who’s still loading
Boyfriend carrying girlfriend’s shopping bags
I love these so much
Zagreus: Father, whilst I was ransacking your realm, I came across a peculiar shade by the name of Bophades…
Hades: HMMM…. I DO NOT RECALL THIS NAME BOY. WHO IS THIS BOPHADES?
Zagreus: Bofa deez nuts you miserable old man!
Hades: TSCH…. SUCH DISRESPECT FROM MY OWN KIN…. THE LIKES OF WHICH I HAVE NOT SEEN SINCE UPDOG.
Zagreus: Updog? What’s updog?
Zagreus:
everyday i wake up and plan on doing Things but then i just
reblog to throw a french fry at the person you reblogged from like they’re a grocery store parking lot pigeon
if she’s your girl then why does her leitmotif appear in part of my battle theme :/
WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
