WHATCH OUT...!

Posted on Sunday, September 26, 2021 with 31884 Notes

feanor-the-dragon:
nonbinarycorvid:
yeecaw🤠
Yee caw
yee-caw

Posted on Sunday, September 26, 2021 with 110001 Notes

new pronouns just dropped:
- “he” in the way you call an animal you don’t know the gender of “a little guy”
- “she” in the way sailors refer to their boats
- “they” in the way people say “they say that ___”, a faceless and all knowing collective. you are anything, you are everything.

Posted on Sunday, September 26, 2021 with 35722 Notes

halftheway:

“i could fix him” “i could make him worse” well i could make him. hi, victor frankenstein here,

Posted on Sunday, September 26, 2021 with 3884 Notes

spageddy:

reliaquest-hrdepartment:
spageddy:
dni if you hate soup fr
We are currently hiring work from home position Administrative assistant, customer services and Data Entry Clerk position. Reply Back if Interested. Thank You!
i accept the offer, but only if i can hire my own administrative assistant to do all the work for me

Posted on Sunday, September 26, 2021 with 65129 Notes

jerrylandis:

Oh god I love songs so much. thank fuck we get to have songs

Posted on Sunday, September 26, 2021 with 24341 Notes

terrorslice:

loving the twitter replies:
And the winner:

Posted on Sunday, September 26, 2021 with 49195 Notes

prisonhannibal:

prisonhannibal:
this website is the funniest social media everyone here is actively hostile to it being profitable in any way. and I agree
people here will remake because they have too many followers

Posted on Sunday, September 26, 2021 with 41782 Notes

mackjanifold:

yourhourisup:
Old minecraft adventure maps will go ‘my son,,, he is sick…’ then show you a jackolantern on two wool blocks

Posted on Sunday, September 26, 2021 with 140314 Notes

snark-n-snack:

catanutella:
Seggesting a character might be ace.
Being ace

Posted on Sunday, September 26, 2021 with 42712 Notes

astraldemise:

my lesbian mutuals are the only people allowed to post about whatever the tumblr sexyman of the month is because i know theyre not doing it for horny reasons theyre doing this because they see some little freak and decide that hes like their pet hamster now