me coming home to my gamer wife and children: greatest of keks everyone, score any sick headshots today??? oh thank you honey I’d love a bowl of soda soup, please don’t get triggered if I don’t like it this time
Zelda sweetie, you’ve hardly touched your Doritos. What’s got you so butthurt?
motherfuckers out here saying “i hate driving 😞 lets get self driving cars 😄” like shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up you want free public transportation. you want a train
“alright, if I was an animal, what animal d’you think I would be. SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY.
A rooster. A rat. A… a rat. A rat, a rat. You’d be a rat. Jerma, you’re a rat. you’d be a rat… I think you’d be a rat.
(Gayly) I think I’d be a wolf. I think so too… I would be a wolf-lion-hybrid-mix. King of the junjle- junjle but still social, and with it and ferocious”
not to be a hedonist but. pleasure IS the whole point, my loves. we are made for pleasure. humans have not survived out of spite or sheer grit or simply to make more humans. we live for pleasure. the pleasure of licking the last delicious crumbs off your fingers and feeling sunlight on your skin and massaging a loved one’s shoulders. we’re made to fill our bellies with delicious food, to nap in soft grass, to touch each other in joy and comfort.
there is no shame or guilt in our bodies doing what they were made to do. and we are made for pleasure.
Same…but I’m absolutely hedonist when I say it.
Not to be a hedonist but I’m definitely being a hedonist.
WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
