Posted on Monday, September 13, 2021 with 47281 Notes

falsemood:

foxincrocsfourteeneighty8:

cockyhorror:

judgejudyofficial:

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do advertisers think they’re being quirky? cute? breedable even?

the only thing I love more than skipping ads is skipping ads that told me not to

reverse psychology doesn’t work against people with pure disdain for you

This ad goes “People with ADHD save 10 hours with this study extension, but go ahead! Skip the ad and save a few seconds.”

Clearly they had no clue what ADHD is like

Posted on Monday, September 13, 2021 with 29668 Notes

twilight-shitposting:

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Think smarter not harder

Posted on Monday, September 13, 2021 with 66328 Notes

nintoonerart:

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remember to keep your pockets organised, lads 🍊

Posted on Monday, September 13, 2021 with 73544 Notes
chorby-soul:
“jennifershraders:
“LIL NAS X attends the 2021 MTV Video Music Awards at Barclays Center (September 12, 2021)
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Youre missing out on the full fit!
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chorby-soul:

jennifershraders:

LIL NAS X attends the 2021 MTV Video Music Awards at Barclays Center (September 12, 2021)

Youre missing out on the full fit!

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Posted on Monday, September 13, 2021 with 2735 Notes

cosmosully:

bus blues

#earthbound
Posted on Monday, September 13, 2021 with 9332 Notes

nvpengyou:

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this is the best one

Posted on Monday, September 13, 2021 with 43746 Notes

catboycrimsonrain:

catboycrimsonrain:

My current gender is “bitch boy” but it has to be in barbie font otherwise you missed it by a mile

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Posted on Monday, September 13, 2021 with 183405 Notes

beturbecky:

pissvortex:

officialyoda:

officialyoda:

officialyoda:

officialyoda:

does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy

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why did Danny Phantom create this show

Great… now I gotta cancel DANNY PHANTOM????

Posted on Monday, September 13, 2021 with 169601 Notes

rogha:

ishouldreallygetofftheinternet:

rogha:

tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.

I also love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven’t seen that in a while

make your own post

Posted on Monday, September 13, 2021 with 159566 Notes

ishouldreallygetofftheinternet:

ishouldreallygetofftheinternet:

I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven’t seen that in a while

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