Posted on Saturday, September 11, 2021 with 32022 Notes

nyanguardparty:

keeping a new girlfriend in the bathroom for a few days so the polycule gets used to her smell and won’t try to kill her

Posted on Saturday, September 11, 2021 with 36525 Notes

clumsyracconking:

hedgerowdevil:

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You can’t just hide that question from the world

Posted on Saturday, September 11, 2021 with 28746 Notes

viennabybillyjoel:

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Posted on Saturday, September 11, 2021 with 36803 Notes

utopians:

utopians:

girl next to me in astronomy lecture just typed out ‘night sky: contains stars and occasionally the moon’ into her notes. man were you concerned abt forgetting that one

she’s just written 'things that are farther away appear smaller’. Man

Posted on Saturday, September 11, 2021 with 52903 Notes

spookberry:

spookberry:

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THEY/THEM CARE BEAR!!!!

The tags of everyone whos reblogged this:

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Posted on Saturday, September 11, 2021 with 15523 Notes

hotgirlcastiel:

and is ‘talos’ in the room with us right now?

Posted on Friday, September 10, 2021 with 11903 Notes
kendov-of-carim: “Let him sleep ”

kendov-of-carim:

Let him sleep

Posted on Friday, September 10, 2021 with 33908 Notes

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

have I heard recent fandom stuff? interesting question. the answer is I did my fucking time and now I universally unilaterally refuse to learn anything ever again. thank you

Unless!! it’s VERY funny

Posted on Friday, September 10, 2021 with 5349 Notes

american-boyboss:

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Posted on Friday, September 10, 2021 with 46993 Notes

primaveravenus:

wowww okay unfollowing now! i was a huge fan of his cannibal dinner parties and artistic displays of his victim’s corpses, i had no idea he was dating one of his patients

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shark // 25 // they/them ☆ what if i WANT the vampires to hurt me. what then.