Vampire amoeba
I looked at the reblogs and died laughing
Vampire amoeba
I looked at the reblogs and died laughing
is this anything
when you’re a kid and you’re feeling weird and detached and you fall asleep in the late afternoon with school clothes still on and you wake up and its dark and dinner is almost done and time feels like a thick jelly
This post awoken that oddly, sickly feeling I felt whenever that happen.
hemopoiesis-deactivated20220627:
i don’t think we can ^-^ our way out of this one boys
men kiss eachother
i saw it on google inages
I thought this was a command.
men! kiss each other.
two characters: have a sun/moon dichotomy going on
me: (wheezing, grappling for breath) i am but a humble peddler, besotted by thy starlike metaphor,
one time in high school my french teacher told the class that his grandmother died and a kid in the class said “je regrette :(“ and the french teacher burst out laughing and was like “you’re gonna wanna say desolé in this context because je regrette means like…. my bad”