Posted on Sunday, August 29, 2021 with 49428 Notes

transmechanicus:

thyrell:

transmechanicus:

Necromancy but like…catholic. Skeletons polished to a marble-like perfection, or filigreed in gold. Zombies with wounds that bleed light or molten metal, and have strangely peaceful expressions despite potentially horrific injury. Anything reanimated gets a halo and the sound of an otherworldly chorus leaks from their presence.

i love this post because i hate catholicism but literally none of those things are specific to catholics

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HIGHEST OF HONORS AWARDED IN THE TAGS LETS GO

Posted on Saturday, August 28, 2021 with 122800 Notes

smoke-and-aurora:

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

gaytieflings:

“i cannot perform basic household duties while other people are in my house” crowd make some noise

we can’t. there’s people in the House

animal crossing rules

Posted on Saturday, August 28, 2021 with 27807 Notes

gruagggiauuuaghuag:

gruagggiauuuaghuag:

gruagggiauuuaghuag:

gruagggiauuuaghuag:

gruagggiauuuaghuag:

gruagggiauuuaghuag:

gruagggiauuuaghuag:

me as a silent hill protag : what the heck …?

what the hell just happened …

what in god damn is going on here ..?

what on earth …

this door is locked.

what is this ?

whats going on …?

Posted on Friday, August 27, 2021 with 130302 Notes

aylendoesart:

Gotta keep a straight face u guys

based on this post

#batman
Posted on Thursday, August 26, 2021 with 127430 Notes

otherwindow:

palceholder:

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

Zombie setting where the undead are drawn towards unhygienic scents, so survivors constantly bathe to avoid being eaten.

  • Zombies are docile when adorned with flowers.
  • Settlements overgrown with herbs and flora.
  • Barely any banditry; everyone is focused on farming and gathering.
  • Different human factions and towns named after flowers like Lilies, Orchids, Roses, etc.
  • Instead of immediately killing an infected survivor, they’re given special funeral rites - the zombie is covered with flowers to keep them calm, and  allowed to walk out from the settlement to join the hordes.

#this makes me curiously sad #the idea of flowers covering the undead #that symbol of human love is what makes them docile

me to zombies:

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Thank you all for the responses!!!! I got a few more notes to share from folks asking me about this setting :D

  • It’s incredibly risky to attack zombies. The scent of the attacker’s aggressive intent coupled with spilled pungent rotten blood drives other zombies into a frenzy.
  • Zombies given funeral rites grow flowers within their bodies, eventually bursting from their chest and head area. These zombies are naturally gentle and their presence tames other zombies in the vicinity. Due to their helpfulness, it’s taboo to harm “blooming” undead:
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  • Sweaty summers are the worst and everyone hopes they have enough dried flowers to last the winter. 
  • It’s a colourful apocalypse! An overabundance of flowers in the world leads to plenty of dyes and busy little honey bees!! Scented candles are a thriving export.
  • Survivors who help spread flowers, look after “blooming” undead, cull the hordes, and herd zombies away from safe areas are affectionately called Florists.
  • Regular weapons such as guns and knives are still used but everyone prefers perfumed water guns, spray bottles, and incense.
  • Zombies are so overwhelmed by the pleasant scent of rain that entire hordes cease movement until it’s gone.
Posted on Wednesday, August 25, 2021 with 371 Notes

best-of-inspirobot:

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[Try to get a grip on the chaos of god]

Posted on Wednesday, August 25, 2021 with 916 Notes
best-of-inspirobot:
“[Why not just be mind-blowingly, nonsensically sexy?]
”

best-of-inspirobot:

[Why not just be mind-blowingly, nonsensically sexy?]

Posted on Wednesday, August 25, 2021 with 1127 Notes
best-of-inspirobot:
“[Good bosses teach. Better bosses die.]
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best-of-inspirobot:

[Good bosses teach. Better bosses die.]

Posted on Monday, August 23, 2021 with 187506 Notes
riddledwithrivers:
“markv5:
“Когда хозяин где-то шарахается, а ты дома один.Нечёсаный. Неглаженый. Нецелованный….
”
“When the master is gallivanting about somewhere, while you’re home alone. Unbrushed. Unpetted. Unkissed….” ”

riddledwithrivers:

markv5:

Когда хозяин где-то шарахается, а ты дома один.Нечёсаный. Неглаженый. Нецелованный….

“When the master is gallivanting about somewhere, while you’re home alone. Unbrushed. Unpetted. Unkissed….”

Posted on Monday, August 23, 2021 with 90260 Notes

courtjester69420:

hazelnutaulait:

malewife this and malewife that WHY have we forgotten about our boytoys?

aging tumblr population wants to settle down

icon WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
shark // 25 // they/them ☆ what if i WANT the vampires to hurt me. what then.