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Tell me one really good sex tip?
- Anonymous

goinglightsandsirens:

Please don’t put your penis in a jar of peanut butter.

Unless your sure that your girlfriends still at work

and even if your sure she’s still at work

please make sure you put the chain on the door

so that the landlord doesn’t come in and fix the leaky faucet

while your standing there with your 

penis in a jar

of peanut butter 

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