luckydreaming:

shitsnothilarious:

So, whoever made this has taught me more in this one pic set than 12 years of grade school, 4 years of college and my ongoing years in law school. 

The fuck I look like pouring milk into my cookie box i ain’t about to eat all dem cookies in one sitting now i gotta pray that thin ass plastic don’t rip and i don’t get milk everywhere while i slowly walk it to the fridge hoping i don’t spill it. But wait now i got open milk in my fridge and i take a bite and now i’m half dead cause the milk went bad.