kumagawa:

harry potter is a bad book because

1. i thought snog meant like sex and im like why these little ass babies having sex in plain view in the fucking hogshead bar
2. harry calls snape “ the bravest man i knew “ when obviously that title should go to goku
3. everybody in that series was a lil cowardly ass punk ass galileo neck ass too scared to say voldemort name??? “ you-know-who “??? the fuck are these niggas doing playing an elementary game??
4. nobody could cast ultima or meteor
5. they called harry “ the boy who lived “??? he share that title with like a billion other niggas on the planet who wake up the next morning, im p sure a squirrel live doutside his house how about the “ squirrel who lived “
6. dumbledore should be arrested for raising child soldiers
7. snape nose look like if he try to eat ass he get doo-doo on it
8. half the cast was fuckin furries
9. no mention or usage of goku as a spell or notable wizard
10. 4 whole books and nobody referenced the Dark Magician from yugioh