wpsiatwim: literally teenagers. lots of nike and adidas
fwn: like wpsiatwim, but softer hair and better clothing
humbug: no one got a haircut
sias: everyone joins a motorcycle gang and owns a leather jacket
am: suits and fancy clothes. alex turner now eats 7 cartons of cigarettes each day and has his sunglasses surgically attached to his face. over half of the band’s income is spent on hair gel
















