divinedorothy:

cobrall:

baptisms:

factualpon3:

*After School,
Casually talking to my friends.*

*Girl walks up behind me and taps me on my shoulder.*

Me: *Turns around* Yes?

Girl: So you said you weren’t a feminist huh?

Me: Why yes.

Girl: Why do you support the oppression of women!? Huh?!

Me: *Sighs and chuckles* Sweetheart, modern day feminists do not follow their self-given definition of feminism, and men in the U.S have just as many issues as women do.

Girl: Wow you Meninist peice of shit.

Me: *laughs at the “insult”* Its Egalitarian hon.

Girl: *Struts away in anger.*

Me: *Calls out* The wage gap is false! *giggles and goes back to my friends.*

i will not rest until this becomes the new “down with cis” 

tag yourself i’m laughs at the “insult”

i’m tagging myself as the general sense of pity and sadness you feel at the fact someone would fabricate this really sad little story as a desperate bid for any kind of attention online, positive or negative, and probably expected people to believe it and be either impressed or outraged when its actually just profoundly pathetic

either that or ’*sighs and chuckles* Sweetheart’ i haven’t decided