librariandragon:

• bulletin boards… ALL OF THEM, COVERED IN OUTDATED ANNOUNCEMENTS AND UGLY FURNITURE FOR SALE AND THOSE ‘PULL OFF’ POSTER THINGS WITH LIKE, ONE SCRAGGLY ONE LEFT
• bike racks
• not enough parking spots, and really expensive parking stickers/passes
• that one building that isn’t handicap accessible so theres no elevator and hella stairs, and you have a class on the third floor
• the overly-inquisitive cafeteria worker, who actually wants to know about your day and your plans, a good counterbalance to the cafeteria worker who hates their fucking job so much you can hear them bitching about everything as they wipe down tables or whatever
• keycard access to dorm buildings. seriously. if they don’t have to swipe to get into the dorms, they’re not at college.
• unnecessary emails. so many. emails from departments you’ve never heard of for events that don’t involve you, “news” emails that you delete without opening, and all the important ones you need to read filter right into your spam folder
• peak internet hours, when everyone is on, and it slows to a crawl
• that one broken washer that floods and never seems to get fixed and that everyone just avoids using
• that club that always seems to be fundraising or selling things or soliciting whatever or signing people up and they’re always at a table by the cafeteria or inside the student center and they’re always like five people at the table and they have the ugliest posterboard advertising whatever they do
• a building that hasn’t been updated or fixed or anything since the 1960s. asbestos tiles, awkwardly sized classrooms, wtf color bathroom tiles (seriously, like mint green and salmon, wtf), if it was a thing in the 50s/60s this building has it and also slightly uneven stairs and stupidly heavy front doors

theres more, i’m sure, but this is what i can think of