Me, coffee person can I take ur order?

Any customer over the age of 55 I jUSt want a SIMPle cup of coffee.

Me, again ok what size do you w-

Grandpa again LOOK! All I wANT is a rEGular. CUP. Of NORmAl. RUN-of-the-MILL. HOT. COFFEE. MOTHer of CHRIST with this UNAmerican VENTI-frapa-WHOO-HAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!