cannon-fannon:

senatorgana:

today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time and i was worried that i’d done something to upset you” because i used to only call him dad when i was annoyed and i was like…….oh

look what you did internet

you made the word daddy weird for me and now you’ve made my dad feel insecure

IN MY EARLY 20S I HAD “MUMMY” AND “DADDY” IN MY PHONE AS CONTACTS. NOT REALLY THINKING ANYTHING UNTIL A FRIEND WAS LIKE WTF THATS WEIRD. YOU NEED TO CHANGE THAT. AND THAYS THE MONENT I REALISED THE INTERNET HAD CORRUPTED US ALL.