| FALLING IN LOVE |
| 001: |
"You're really soft." |
| 002: |
"You smell nice." |
| 003: |
"I'm here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses." |
| 004: |
"Is it possible to love too much?" |
| 005: |
"I don't wanna get up-- you're comfy." |
| 006: |
"I will always be there protect you." |
| 007: |
"I'm cold. Come closer." |
| 008: |
"I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.” |
| 009: |
"The stars look especially lovely tonight." |
| 010: |
"I've never seen such gorgeous eyes before." |
| 011: |
"May I have this dance?" |
| 012: |
"I can't stop thinking about you." |
| 013: |
"You'll never feel alone with me by your side." |
| 014: |
"Let's get to know each other over dinner." |
| 015: |
"All I want is you." |
| 016: |
"I could never leave you, I love you too much!" |
| 017: |
"A fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face." |
| 018: |
"I want to hear you sing." |
| 019: |
"I don't think anyone could ever be as lovely as you." |
| 020: |
"You look incredible in that." |
| 021: |
"He/She's quite stunning, isn't he/she?" |
| 022: |
"Sometimes I just can't control myself when around you." |
| 023: |
"Do you believe in love at first sight?" |
| 024: |
"I think I'm in love." |
| 025: |
"I’d like it if you stayed. |
| 026: |
"People are jerks, but not you." |
| 027: |
"I'll share the blankets with you." |
| 028: |
"I have never felt this way about anyone." |
| 029: |
"I want this to never end..." |
| 030: |
"Can I kiss you?" |
| LIVING TOGETHER |
| 031: |
"I waxed the floors, grab your fluffy socks." |
| 032: |
"Who changed the thermostat settings? I’m freezing to death." |
| 033: |
"Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?" |
| 034: |
"You can put your cold feet on me." |
| 035: |
"Your stray red item turned my whites pink." |
| 036: |
"A thunderstorm is rolling through town and you’re scared of lightening/thunder so I’ll protect you." |
| 037: |
"There was a power outage and now we have to have dinner by candlelight." |
| 038: |
"Rock Paper Scissors to see who has to go talk to the neighbors upstairs for being too loud." |
| 039: |
"I just came home to you crying while watching a movie, please tell me what’s going on." |
| 040: |
"Our AC is out and it’s the middle of the summer." |
| 041: |
"You found me crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night surrounded by a shattered jelly jar." |
| 042: |
"My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on" |
| 043: |
"We’re repainting the apartment and going to the hardware store together to pick out color swatches." |
| 044: |
"IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH." |
| 045: |
"We’re watching Toy Story 3 and we can’t stop crying." |
| WEDDINGS/PROPOSALS |
| 046: |
"I caught the bouquet" |
| 047: |
"My ex just invited me to their wedding and I need you to be my date so it doesn’t look like I’ve spent the last few years failing to get over them." |
| 048: |
"We accidentally got married in Vegas oops" |
| 049: |
"I’m really drunk, please help me get safely out of the way so I don’t ruin our friend’s wedding." |
| 050: |
"I planned out this super romantic proposal and you just ruined it by beating me to whole proposing thing." |
| 051: |
"I wasn’t planning on asking you, but it appeared to me that life is short. Will you marry me? " |
| 052: |
"If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life." |
| 053: |
"Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife? " |
| 054: |
"May I have this dance, wife/husband? " |
| 055: |
"You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’m so happy I can finally call you my wife/husband." |
| 056: |
"I jokingly told you that the only way I’d marry you was if you did this weird outlandish thing, and you actually did it, and I’m kind of charmed." |
| 057: |
"This is probably a bad time, but marry me?" |
| MARRIED LIFE |
| 058: |
"We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about. " |
| 059: |
"Your ‘miracle hangover cure’ couldn’t possibly beat mine." |
| 060: |
"I know you haven’t had the best experience with dogs in the past but look at its face please please can we keep it?" |
| 061: |
"I wanted to surprise you for our anniversary, but everything that could go wrong, did go wrong." |
| 062: |
"I beat you at Mario Kart and now you're banishing me to the couch for the night?” |
| 063: |
"I surprised you with tickets to see our favorite band… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SURPRISED ME WITH TICKETS TO SEE THEM TOO?" |
| 064: |
"I know we had a big fight but we still need to decorate the house for the holidays." |
| 065: |
"Oh! Hey! Could you come and taste this to see if it's okay?" |
| 066: |
"We’re arguing over book versus movie." |
| 067: |
"I came home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says ‘Here is your weapon. I have one too. Loser cooks dinner. Good luck. xo’" |
| 068: |
"We’ve been celebrating our wedding anniversary on the wrong day for the past nine years." |
| 069: |
"You had a business trip and I missed you so much that I kind of tore up the house in your absence like a dog with separation anxiety… sorry?" |
| 070: |
"We both have nowhere else to be so we get to spend our rare day off at home." |
| PREGNANCY |
| 071: |
"I bet it’s a girl/boy." |
| 072: |
"Do you think it’s possible that I…might be… pregnant? " |
| 073: |
"I thought I was pregnant but the test must have been wrong. I’m not. " |
| 074: |
"You’re lucky I’m pregnant!" |
| 075: |
"Can you help me up, your child is pretty heavy." |
| 076: |
"I could really use a foot rub right now." |
| 077: |
"Your dad is really excited to meet you soon, it’s driving me crazy." |
| 078: |
"Do you wanna know the sex of the baby?" |
| 079: |
"The baby’s kicks are keeping me up at night." |
| 080: |
"Did you feel that?" |
| 081: |
"I can’t fit into my favorite dress anymore. " |
| 082: |
"OH MY GOD I’M GOING INTO LABOR. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?! |
| 083: |
"I can’t be pregnant… or….OH MY GOD! " |
| 084: |
"I think you might be pregnant.” |
| 085: |
"It’s 2 am but you’re craving cake and we’re both up anyway so let’s bake in our underwear." |
| PARENTING |
| 086: |
"I knew it was a mistake to get the twins matching clothes." |
| 087: |
"Sh…they’re asleep." |
| 088: |
"I think someone had a little accident with the finger paint." |
| 089: |
"Mondays are your diaper days." |
| 090: |
"Our kid is totally the one who wanted to build a pillow fort, not me." |
| 091: |
"Ooh…someone’s got a tummy ache." |
| 092: |
"Are you sure you don’t want me to drop them off myself? I don’t think you could handle seeing them off alone." |
| 093: |
"I told you we should have just gotten that German Shepherd puppy." |
| 094: |
"What do you think for their punishment? Grounding? No video games? No going out for a week?" |
| 095: |
"Mm…your kid before five in the morning." |
| 096: |
"Come on now, I think you’re being too harsh. He/she’s just a kid. Remember all of the stupid things we used to do when we were their age?" |
| 097: |
"So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?" |
| 098: |
"I think we should have another." |
| 099: |
"Why wasn’t I invited to your wedding?" |
| 100: |
"Okay fine, one more story, but then you really have to go to bed." |
| 101: |
"…They just grow up so fast." |