allthedragonagenamesaretaken:

praise-the-lord-im-dead:

galaxa-13:

You know what I want more of? Variety in aliens. No, I don’t mean more designs for alien species. I mean variety within a species. They always seem to have the same government, the same culture, the same religion, the same language. Come on, humans don’t work that way! 

“Say, there’s a Qualar over there. What are they saying?”

“No idea.”

“What?”

“That’s a Kinzian Qualar. I’m a Surolian Qualar. You’d have just as much luck understanding them as I would. You’re lucky I even speak Human.”

“Human isn’t a language.”

“What?”

“Carl, we’ve been speaking Russian. There’s also Arabic, French, English–about a thousand others–”

“HOW DO YOU HAVE SO MANY LANGUAGES YOUR PLANET IS TINY.”

My favorite part about this is that the alien is named “Carl.”