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mollycolliex:

turing-tested:

i want to fucking die i was at the dollar store and i carefully picked up an orange gatorade and went “sexy boy….” because i thought no one else was around but it turns out i was WRONG

i know because i heard a quiet “what the fuck bro” from the next aisle over

my question is why were you calling an orange gatorade “sexy boy”

how i feel about orange gatorade is none of your buisness

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