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deanky:

deanky:

superluminalflower:

alien being: *literally manipulates a fold in space-time in order to reach the earth*

alien being: hello human!

y'all: oh! my dearest apologies, strange being from another world. see, this is an ‘ice cream’. I know that it must confuse you so that I willingly consume food that is below my own body temperature. but I think you’ll find the cold, or ‘slower particle vibration’, an interesting sensation. ;)

alien being: jesus christ

why would rhe alien know who jesus is

is the alien a christian

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