1. The Muppet Christmas Carol: Valid

Who can say no to Michael Caine, he’s classy, what can I say?

2. A Christmas Carol (1997 film) : Valid

Only valid because Scrooge is voiced by Tim Curry, so it just barely passes the test

3. Scrooged (1988): I hate to say Valid, but it’s Valid

It’s the Top Hat that Does It for me

4. Christmas Carol: The Movie (2001): Invalid

They dont even bother cell shading this fucking thing. Also Nic Cage is Marley and I don’t know how to process that information. 

5.   A Christmas Carol (2006 film): Invalid

This looks like a Deviantart Furry AU of A Christmas Carol and I’m fucking terrified.

6.  A Christmas Carol (2009 film): Invalid

Jim Carrey was only Hot in “Earth Girls Are Easy” when he played a himbo alien, in his early twink years. Also uncanny valley. Yikes ™

7.  Bugs Bunny’s Christmas Carol: Invalid

Yosemite Sam is Scrooge, I really don’t have to explain this one.

8.  A Christmas Carol (1999 film): Valid

Patrick Steward exudes pure sexual energy. 

9.  Mickey’s Christmas Carol (1983): Valid and I’m going to Hell

I can’t say anything to redeem myself. This duck Fucks.