morthils:

morthils:

fuck jkr for convincing a whole generation that “witch” and “wizard” are male/female versions of the same thing

witches

• herbs and gardening
• cook a lot
• wear lots of black
• cats
• magical brews
• probably the village midwife
• cottage in the woods
• vine whips and healing spells
• bigass hat but it’s all slouchy and cute

wizards

• wear blankets, if you’re lucky
• lab in a tower
• grad student vibes
• will definitely accidentally kill you
• fireballs
• high in some kind of magical drug
• hat that scrapes the ceiling 
• cannot keep a familiar alive for more than a week