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my favorite thing about homestuck is how none of the characters sound like they’re from the same story

ah yes, the four main characters of homestuck:

• nerdy gamer boy obsessed with nic cage movies who gains reality-altering powers that turn him into something beyond a god
• edgy all-knowing lesbian with a vampire girlfriend who tampers with dark magic and struggles with a drinking problem
• irony enthusiast and webcomic creator coolkid who has to come to terms with the fact that he was abused and that he may not be straight
• all-powerful furry with abandonment issues who had to confront her own stuffed corpse every day for thirteen years who eventually ends up alone in the space between universes