angelwormwood:

angelwormwood:

you ever meet someone who makes you wish you had a large iced coffee to slurp loudly every time they start talking

telling someone to shut up will always be the simplest and most effective shutdown, but NOTHING says a total lack of respect or regard for their opinion like putting a straw to your lips and slowly, excruciatingly taking a drag so that the crushed ice scrapes against the inner tubing while maintaining eye contact the entire time so there’s absolutely no way they can assume it’s unintentional on your part