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Things the Dora movie confirms but NEVER explains

  • The entire Incan pantheon of gods exists
  • Boots is probably the earthly incarnation of an Incan monkey god
  • Diego has dysentery
  • While the talking map and the backpack are just part of Dora’s active imagination, Swiper is a real actual living speaking anthropomorphic fox
  • Swiper works for a real gang with a high body count
  • An immortal and vastly powerful tribe of Incan sorcerers is alive and guarding a massive golden temple
  • Thousands of people have died searching for the temple
  • Dora is legitimately a supergenius
  • Dora is proficient with many weapons, including the yoyo
  • Dora is physically capable of outrunning an elephant stampede
  • You know what Dora is probably a god incarnate too