weaver-z:

Things the Dora movie confirms but NEVER explains

• The entire Incan pantheon of gods exists
• Boots is probably the earthly incarnation of an Incan monkey god
• Diego has dysentery
• While the talking map and the backpack are just part of Dora’s active imagination, Swiper is a real actual living speaking anthropomorphic fox
• Swiper works for a real gang with a high body count
• An immortal and vastly powerful tribe of Incan sorcerers is alive and guarding a massive golden temple
• Thousands of people have died searching for the temple
• Dora is legitimately a supergenius
• Dora is proficient with many weapons, including the yoyo
• Dora is physically capable of outrunning an elephant stampede
• You know what Dora is probably a god incarnate too