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frostedpuffs:

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This clickbait is literally SO funny because while I get they wanted it to look intimidating, that’s a fucking ringneck snake.

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I guess it looks kind of scary if you dont know what it is. But the ringneck snake (called “southern ringneck” in Florida, where I live) is probably one of the most non-lethal and completely harmless snakes ever. They’re not venomous, are nocturnal, and also….

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ONLY GROW TO BE THIS FUCKING BIG. They’re super tiny!!!! Adorable little things!!! They’re just babies. And I love them with my whole heart.

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How can you look at this thing, full grown and harmless, and be like “that thing is gonna kill me”? U can’t. Is babie.

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    This clickbait is literally SO funny because while I get they wanted it to look intimidating, that's a fucking ringneck...
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