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Aries: “I won Chopped!”

Taurus: The Jack-o-Lantern head/mask thing

Gemini: Chef Matthew spending over $30,000 on salt

Cancer: The BLT Soup

Leo: The first episode where the female chef forgot to put a lid on her blender

Virgo: “This is Chicken Nuggets.”

Libra: Alton Brown giving CPR to a stuffed monkey

Scorpio: “Buttermilk Seduction”

Sagittarius: Brisket and Gravy

Capricorn: Chef Yaku busting open coconuts with his bare hands

Aquarius: Chef Millie breaking the rules, causing Alton to chuck her only egg across the room

Pisces: Giada being unsuspectingly served canned chicken

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