High Res  VIA:mitochonclrion-deactivated20200  Original:queen-mayhem  Reblog  146134 Notes

mothermayhem:

protestants: god is not an absent father! talk to god like a friend! god is always with you! bring your problems to god, no matter how small! it’s not at all weird to call god “daddy!”

catholics: god is far too important to give a fuck about your lost keys or your algebra exam. please address your petty concerns to one of god’s ten thousand holy secretaries. if it’s really important, consider asking his mom.

  1. pleaseignorelmao reblogged this from calamitouscynic
  2. gerardswayg reblogged this from noir-a-m
  3. noir-a-m reblogged this from stardecker
  4. ruththe-reckless reblogged this from ghost-with-anxiety
  5. ghost-with-anxiety reblogged this from dreamycastaway
  6. toygerpunk reblogged this from c4td0g
  7. etincelleux reblogged this from beboots
  8. at-art-peeking-sideblog reblogged this from dreamycastaway
  9. beboots reblogged this from dreamycastaway
  10. dreamycastaway reblogged this from promithiae
  11. wordslikewings reblogged this from joons
  12. solitaryparade reblogged this from asteriim
  13. helpicanttype reblogged this from goldenphoenix116
  14. ganonboars reblogged this from nicoistrying
  15. nitrogenation reblogged this from octopus-with-a-glock
  16. goldenphoenix116 reblogged this from nenestansunsthings
  17. theaviskullguy reblogged this from nenestansunsthings
  18. product-of-boredom reblogged this from nenestansunsthings
  19. nenestansunsthings reblogged this from octopus-with-a-glock
  20. octopus-with-a-glock reblogged this from scarlettaagni
  21. guccikadearts reblogged this from scarlettaagni
  22. queen-mayhem posted this
icon WHATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!
shark // 25 // they/them ☆ what if i WANT the vampires to hurt me. what then.