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tallwife:

you guys are like i love milfs yes yum milf milf milf but you don’t like children and you can’t wake up before 10am and you don’t know how to drive automatic and you’ve never gone grocery shopping alone and you’re scared to order your hot chocolate at star bucks so how do you expect to help take care of deborah’s preschool kids in between rounds of that cougar pussy

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    you guys are like i love milfs yes yum milf milf milf but you don’t like children and you can’t wake up before 10am and...
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