me: pete buttigieg is racist and you shouldn’t support him. also, if he is the democratic nominee he won’t win

everyone: i cannot BELIEVE you are using your online INFLUENCE to propegate the russian foreign interference tactic of pointing out that candidates are “”bad””. you’re personally going to cause the world to be plunged into fire by not supporting pete buttigeig. what do you mean “there isn’t a nominee yet” and we should “vote for someone else in the primaries” im gonna shit my pants in rage i hate you so much