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asd-and-others:

some of my favorite euphemisms I’ve said abt my adhd without actually saying “I have adhd”:

  • clinically Unobservant™️
  • brain doesn’t know to shut up
  • I’m a magician in that I can make anything disappear forever
  • Newton’s 1st Law to the extreme
  • my last brain cell is doing the Macarena
  • out of sight means out of mind, but in sight might not make it to the mind either
  • a person you can trust to not tell a secret - bc I won’t remember
  • my thoughts are flying balls and I can’t juggle
  • 0.5 gig of RAM
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