bro we are life partners my whole world revolves around you…maybe someday i’ll get [GENERIC FACELESS WIFE] to prove im straight (or maybe i have already) but for now its just us and our extremely complicated magic system against the world. i love you more than my boring girlfriend but i wont tell you because of [AMBIGUOUS REASONS LEFT UP TO READER’S INTERPRETATION]. i cant tell you man….but it’s okay because we’ll always be together, even when me and my girlfriend finally tie the knot with absolutely zero enthusiasm. you’ll always be my number one. because we’re friends <3