the popular consensus of academic softboy wizards is so lame and i entirely blame h*rry potter for that phenomenon. wizards should be little freaks living in impossible towers who cast spells “just bc ;) wink” and kill you if you’re too polite to them. wizards should go through 3 separate divorces and not be functionally human. wizards should be fucking apeshit assholes who are powerful as hell with no effort and have no fucking respect for you. look these wizards are going to turn the little newspaper boy that’s trying to bike over to their tower into a fucking stone statue. town’s gonna need a new newspaper boy now. wizards don’t care. that’s how wizards are. how they should be. so bad and twisted