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Wirt: Beatrice, why are you pretending I’m this guy’s nephew?
Beatrice: We need money.
Wirt: You’re scamming him?
Beatrice, shrugging: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Wirt: What? No way!
Beatrice, gesturing to Fred the talking horse: Why not? We already stole a horse!
Fred: Hey guys.
Wirt: No, we didn’t. Fred’s a talking horse, he can do whatever he wants.
Fred: I wanna steal.
Wirt, now depicted as John Mulaney with Wirt’s clothes edited over him: Oh, that’s what I thought you’d say you dumb fucking horse!
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