kitschcowboy:

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

If Jason Voorhees was ten when he died, then how come he’s so crazy hugelarge?

a.) He swelled up in Crystal Lake like one of those grow-your-own-dinosaurs.

b.) Hell has a Make-a-Wish program and he wished to be an eight foot slab of stab meat.

c.) Flintstones vitamins.

d.) He’s wearing stilts.

e.) It’s an optical illusion.

Follow-Up Question: Why did ten-year-old Jason go to Hell?

1.) Never got baptized.

2.) Cussed to impress the big kids.

3.) Didn’t finish his vegetables.

4.) Said he cleaned his room but really did that thing where you just shove everything in the closet and shut the door so your mom can’t see.

5.) Turns out not knowing how to swim is a sin.

Hi! I’m really interested in horror movies, especially the slasher genre, so I’m just gonna clear this up because I know not everyone is really well-versed in the Friday the 13th lore: Jason Voorhees is so large because he is very big. And the answer to your follow-up question is “yes”. Hope this helps :)