highgaydrama:

post-store:

highgaydrama:

if I woke up in a saw trap I would simply go back to sleep

$9.99

hello tumblr user post-store. you continue to designate prices to posts that would otherwise be funny on their own without your comments. across the room are three suitcases. pick the right suitcase and you will live. pick the wrong one and you’ll end up in the pit below you, a furnace currently melting coins I found on the floor in the hospital and sewer. don’t try moving more than one of the cases or else the floor under you will automatically open up and you’ll have your turn in the “bargain bin”

what price will you pay for your life? live or die, the choice is yours. let the game begin.