lordnot:

entryno17:

entryno17:

don’t get me wrong i love alphys more than life itself. however

alphys is a redditor. alphys has cried into an anime body pillow on more than one occasion. alphys says that all modern music is trash. she only listens to nightcore. alphys has spent $5,000 on anime boob gacha games within the past month. alphys owns one of those ‘normal is just a setting on the dryer’ shirts. alphys reads character/reader fanfiction exclusively. she has not read any other piece of literature in at least a year. alphys doesn’t seed her torrents. alphys scalps pokemon cards. alphys invested all her money into dogecoin and anime girl NFTs. alphys is the best character in undertale.

alphys got an extra hour in the ball pit and she used it

We should also factor in that, in addition to being a Gamer, a Weeaboo, and an All Around Loser, in Deltarune Alphys is also a teacher.

In other words:

Alphys is Jerma.